radio 4

Hmmm,
When I hear news readers talking about the seriousness of the recent nuclear tests in North Korea, I can't help thinking to myself that their capital, Pyongyang, sounds like a ricochet in a spaghetti western.
"Hey, Blondie!"



So why is it that ..a little lad.. can change the history of our great nation?
Well, it's because there will always be sanctimonious c***s like David Blunkett who will try and freeload a political lift to the moral high ground on the backs of their (the little lad's) innocent and unknowing remarks.
I just listened to D.B. himself reading extracts from his own book on bbc radio 4. Shameless self promotion by a bitter twisted 'could have been' nation builder?
No.
Mindless carping and score settling by a saddo who is all too used to the idea that everyday people are there to indulge and pay for the privilege of hearing his opinion.
Anyway, here are some free jokes:

How many casting directors does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they'll just use the same light bulb over and over, even if it's broken.

Why will North Korea and Japan never resolve their differences?
Because neither side can say, 'Sorry'.

Peace, sellah.
And, a moonman bj...


yes, a moonman bj...