17 September, 2006

overheard...

a canadian gardener said this:
"You fat f***in' raccoon asshole!"

a fat girl in a chocolate shop said this:
"I don't think I'm allergic to nuts but once I ate a walnut straight from the shell and my whole tongue swelled up, like this..."

a smart ass little posh kid said this:
"I know how to spell 'banana' but I don't know when to stop."

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